5. Wu-Tang: Drinking Shaolin Style!

4. Ice Cube and Geto Boyz – I would not want to see Willy D after too much Ides.

3. Dr. Dre – I love the St. Ides Hoopty

2. Tupac and Snoop – Blueberry St. Ides!

1. Biggie For St. Ides – I think I’ll crack one open in his honor when I see Notorious!

Welcome to everyone’s a dj’s first post in a year! To start the new year off right I decided to kick it off with the worst music I have heard in the past year. It can only go up from here…I think?

#10 Wall Street Rap

The wall street rap kicks off our list and is highly apropros in our current economic times. These people snorted several 401ks worth before making this video.

#9 Sports! From the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Good Job

This number 9 only comes in so low because it is a parody of bad music. That said it is a masterful recreation of what people can and did do with the advent of the midi machine and the video camera. And, um, make-up.

#8 David Hasselhoff – Hooked on a feeling

Here, David Hasselhoff is hooked on a feeling. And a green screen.

#7 Teen Witch Rap Scene – Top That!

Unfortunately this song will be topped for complete suckage. I’m not entirely sure how it’s possible but then again she’s a valley girl witch and can freestyle rap against her teenage crush. Anything is possible.

#6 Inga – She is from Sweden?

Her name is Inga she is from Sweden. :\

#5 T-Baby – It’s So Cold in the D

Even in the summer, it is cold in the D.

#4 Iron Mic: Eli Porter vs. Envy

I feel bad for Eli here because he is clearly handicapped from the start. Then again, when you come to the rap battle you have to come correct. Despite his handicap I think Eli won for calling at least one of the dudes gay, which was pretty observant of him.

#3 Reh dog – Why Must I Cry

“This music video is about a man whom befriended a fatherless ghetto boy. The boy stole from him time and time again. This video also speaks of a man who fathered twins with a woman he felt no love for. This song is highly emotional and it’s not about how well the singer is it’s about expression of hard times.

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#2 Black out Band – Just Want to Play Video Games

I don’t mean to beat up on pre-teens but they assaulted my ears first. The worst part about this song is that is terribly catchy. It’s got a great hook and the kid’s voice is infectious. Like an open sore.

#1 Brokencyde – Freaxxx (Official Video)

A little bit techno, a little bit metal, all terrible. Probably the worst thing I have ever heard. Look out for when they all pour their drinks for the homies who are no longer with them.

So that’s it. That’s my top ten. I could probably find worse but I made this post in about 2 hours. I hope you laughed and cried as I have listening to these things.

Happy 2009!

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1. 2badmice – bombscare

2. the prodigy – out of space

3. bishbosh- yolk

4. cloud 9 – you got me burnin’

5. urban hype – trip to trumpton

6. forbidden planet – jem 77

7. altern 8 – active 8

8. 9. bonny highlander – summer breeze

This was my first old skool mix so forgive me if it’s short. hop you like it.

-matty